diff --git a/authentik/admin/settings.py b/authentik/admin/settings.py
index 3072c339e..beabfd4a6 100644
--- a/authentik/admin/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/admin/settings.py
@@ -1,10 +1,12 @@
 """authentik admin settings"""
 from celery.schedules import crontab
 
+from authentik.lib.utils.time import fqdn_rand
+
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "admin_latest_version": {
         "task": "authentik.admin.tasks.update_latest_version",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/60"),  # Run every hour
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("admin_latest_version", 60), hour="*"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     }
 }
diff --git a/authentik/crypto/settings.py b/authentik/crypto/settings.py
index 598576d48..499a251bf 100644
--- a/authentik/crypto/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/crypto/settings.py
@@ -1,10 +1,12 @@
 """Crypto task Settings"""
 from celery.schedules import crontab
 
+from authentik.lib.utils.time import fqdn_rand
+
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "crypto_certificate_discovery": {
         "task": "authentik.crypto.tasks.certificate_discovery",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("crypto_certificate_discovery", 60), hour="*"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
 }
diff --git a/authentik/lib/utils/time.py b/authentik/lib/utils/time.py
index 108e39ea2..d820f7263 100644
--- a/authentik/lib/utils/time.py
+++ b/authentik/lib/utils/time.py
@@ -1,6 +1,10 @@
 """Time utilities"""
 import datetime
+from hashlib import sha256
+from random import randrange, seed
+from socket import getfqdn
 
+from celery.schedules import crontab
 from django.core.exceptions import ValidationError
 from django.utils.translation import gettext_lazy as _
 
@@ -38,3 +42,12 @@ def timedelta_from_string(expr: str) -> datetime.timedelta:
     if len(kwargs) < 1:
         raise ValueError("No valid keys to pass to timedelta")
     return datetime.timedelta(**kwargs)
+
+
+def fqdn_rand(task: str, max: int) -> int:
+    """Get a random number within max based on the FQDN and task name"""
+    entropy = f"{getfqdn()}:{task}"
+    hasher = sha256()
+    hasher.update(entropy.encode("utf-8"))
+    seed(hasher.hexdigest())
+    return randrange(0, max)  # nosec
diff --git a/authentik/managed/settings.py b/authentik/managed/settings.py
index 1784ef2a2..924376e8f 100644
--- a/authentik/managed/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/managed/settings.py
@@ -1,10 +1,12 @@
 """managed Settings"""
 from celery.schedules import crontab
 
+from authentik.lib.utils.time import fqdn_rand
+
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "managed_reconcile": {
         "task": "authentik.managed.tasks.managed_reconcile",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("managed_reconcile", 60), hour="*/4"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
 }
diff --git a/authentik/outposts/settings.py b/authentik/outposts/settings.py
index bd0e9a94e..b2a876f42 100644
--- a/authentik/outposts/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/outposts/settings.py
@@ -1,25 +1,27 @@
 """Outposts Settings"""
 from celery.schedules import crontab
 
+from authentik.lib.utils.time import fqdn_rand
+
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "outposts_controller": {
         "task": "authentik.outposts.tasks.outpost_controller_all",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("outposts_controller", 60), hour="*/4"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
     "outposts_service_connection_check": {
         "task": "authentik.outposts.tasks.outpost_service_connection_monitor",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute="3-59/15"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
     "outpost_token_ensurer": {
         "task": "authentik.outposts.tasks.outpost_token_ensurer",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("outpost_token_ensurer", 60), hour="*/8"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
     "outpost_local_connection": {
         "task": "authentik.outposts.tasks.outpost_local_connection",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/60"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("outpost_local_connection", 60), hour="*/8"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
 }
diff --git a/authentik/policies/reputation/settings.py b/authentik/policies/reputation/settings.py
index 12b583fb7..b51ecc187 100644
--- a/authentik/policies/reputation/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/policies/reputation/settings.py
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ from celery.schedules import crontab
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "policies_reputation_save": {
         "task": "authentik.policies.reputation.tasks.save_reputation",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute="1-59/5"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
 }
diff --git a/authentik/root/settings.py b/authentik/root/settings.py
index b8fedb4c8..055cc3f45 100644
--- a/authentik/root/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/root/settings.py
@@ -337,17 +337,12 @@ CELERY_WORKER_MAX_TASKS_PER_CHILD = 50
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "clean_expired_models": {
         "task": "authentik.core.tasks.clean_expired_models",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
-        "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
-    },
-    "db_backup": {
-        "task": "authentik.core.tasks.backup_database",
-        "schedule": crontab(hour="*/24", minute=0),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute="2-59/5"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
     "user_cleanup": {
         "task": "authentik.core.tasks.clean_temporary_users",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/5"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute="9-59/5"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
 }
diff --git a/authentik/sources/ldap/settings.py b/authentik/sources/ldap/settings.py
index 224b240ac..5da815856 100644
--- a/authentik/sources/ldap/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/sources/ldap/settings.py
@@ -1,10 +1,12 @@
 """LDAP Settings"""
 from celery.schedules import crontab
 
+from authentik.lib.utils.time import fqdn_rand
+
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "sources_ldap_sync": {
         "task": "authentik.sources.ldap.tasks.ldap_sync_all",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="*/120"),  # Run every other hour
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("sources_ldap_sync", 60), hour="*/2"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     }
 }
diff --git a/authentik/sources/plex/settings.py b/authentik/sources/plex/settings.py
index bfd5d1947..ebd8ae0c2 100644
--- a/authentik/sources/plex/settings.py
+++ b/authentik/sources/plex/settings.py
@@ -1,10 +1,12 @@
 """Plex source settings"""
 from celery.schedules import crontab
 
+from authentik.lib.utils.time import fqdn_rand
+
 CELERY_BEAT_SCHEDULE = {
     "check_plex_token": {
         "task": "authentik.sources.plex.tasks.check_plex_token_all",
-        "schedule": crontab(minute="31", hour="*/3"),
+        "schedule": crontab(minute=fqdn_rand("check_plex_token", 60), hour="*/3"),
         "options": {"queue": "authentik_scheduled"},
     },
 }